Journals of a soggy Maine Vacation -- selected shorts

Q: Why would Freeport have a school devoted to hunting for crickets?

A: Because they serve them across the street.

I'll stick with the clam chowder and shrimp, thanks.

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You can run, but you can't spell.

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On our way out of the campground, I noticed a dead squirrel on the side of the dirt road.

Jeff: "How do you get roadkill where the speed limit is only five miles an hour?"

Laurie: "Slow squirrels."

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Just down U.S. Route 1 from Wiscasset:

Thanks for the warning.